Friday, September 16, 2005

 

Your Attention Please!

LOST AND FOUND BULLETIN

If you run into this woman, call the animal police or the Navy, Air Force, Army and Marines. Please be forewarned. She devours body parts. She escaped from an animal facility and roams the streets at nighttime.










In case you find this mother and daughter call the vet. The mother is a mad bitch. She suffers constantly from dyslexia caninus while the daughter is a wayward, mentally retarded she-dog. She suffers from frequent fits of jerking and shedding of large, crocodile tears. Both canines walk astray in the streets and each wears a hat always.


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